Here's a story proving that people breaking the law are not, for the most part, as intelligent as they believe themselves to be. Michelle Owen, believing that her boyfriend used her computer to watch kiddie porn, had the police search it for illicit content. What they found in the recycle bin had nothing to do with the boyfriend and everything to do with the her doing rather disturbing things to her dog, Toby (a beagle), in two separate videos. That's right, bestiality! The 24-year-old Indiana woman was charged on two felonies of bestiality.

But this next fact might explain why she would do something so dense. It turns out that at the time she asked the po-pos to search her laptop, she was actually locked up in the Johnson County Jail on public intoxication charges, which, wait for it... violated the terms of her release from a previous drunk driving charge! That's 3 strikes! When asked about the videos, she said that they "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," and that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober." Some people are really unbelievable, wouldn't you know?

[Source: The Smoking Gun]